1. The probability rate of running into Johnny Depp is nil.
2. The ozone layer has a hole as big as South America and the risk of getting skin cancer is
reduced if I stay in bed.
3. Exerting too much physical effort may lead to brain aneurysm.
4. The North Koreans are launching a missile anytime soon. I'd rather be home if doomsday
happens.
5. Taking lungfuls of air in EDSA is not in any way beneficial to anyone's health.
