Thursday, June 29, 2006

5 Reasons Not To Get Up To Go To Work On A Friday Morning

1. The probability rate of running into Johnny Depp is nil.
2. The ozone layer has a hole as big as South America and the risk of getting skin cancer is
reduced if I stay in bed.
3. Exerting too much physical effort may lead to brain aneurysm.
4. The North Koreans are launching a missile anytime soon. I'd rather be home if doomsday
5. Taking lungfuls of air in EDSA is not in any way beneficial to anyone's health.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

life could be so frustrating at times...

you just want to punch someone in the face