Like my friend said:

Pretty costumes and pretty abs do not make a GREAT film. So listen up, Hollywood gods of (dis)illusion..

I will not extend nothing to you other than my big fat middle finger.

Throw away the eating disorders and get tapeworm instead.

And maybe something like inspiration and epiphany will come through.

While we're at it: Damn you Lindsay Lohan for ruining a perfectly great Stevie Nicks song. You should be jailed for blasphemy.